A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly,
he burst into the kitchen.
– “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my G-D! You’re cooking too many at once! TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter!”
– “WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Are they burning? BURNING! Careful. CAREFUL! I said, be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!”
“Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t
forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT! Oh! NO! Too much! Too much salt!”
The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I’m driving.”