Moshe wants to buy a parrot

Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to
see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite
special since it can speak most languages. So Moshe decides to test this out.
“Do you speak English?” asks Moshe.
“Yes” replied the parrot.
“Hablas Espanol?”
“Si”.
“Parlez vous Francais?”
“Oui”
“Sprechen Sie Deutsch?”
“Jawohl”.
“Falas Portugues?”
“Sim”.
Moshe pauses for a while then asks the parrot: “Redst Yiddish?”
The parrot shrugs it shoulders and says:
“Mit aza a nuz, vus meins du?”

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