The Jewish Mother

Four Jewish brothers left home for college. They became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having
dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”

The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.”

The third said, “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600 with chauffeur.”

The fourth said, “Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah.

Moreover, you know, too, she cannot read anymore because she cannot see very well.

I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah.
It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple. Let me tell you… it was
worth it. All Mama has to do is name a chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays, Mom sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote:

Allen, The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.

Joshua, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes…and the driver you hired is a Nazi. The
thought was good. Thanks.

Elliot, you give me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly
blind. I will never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.

Dearest David, You were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.

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