The Unexpected Delivery

Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
“Why don’t people leave me alone?” The deli owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, and the place is only closed for Jewish Holidays and Shabbat. And you want to know how I made $80,000?”
“It is not your income that bothers us”, the agent said. “It s these travel deductions. You listed ten trips to Israel for you and your wife.”
“Oh, that?” the owner said smiling. “Well… We also deliver”.
(source: http://www.amazon.com/Have-Good-Laugh-Jewish-Jokes/dp/1602801304/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1290582663&sr=1-1)

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