Three Saudis are sitting in a restaurant having dinner and trying to
decide where to go for vacation.
The 1st Saudi says: “Let’s go to Jerusalem.”
The 2nd Saudi says: “No, there are too many Jews there, maybe we
should go to Florida.” The 3rd Saudi says: “No, there are too many Jews there, too. Let’s go to New York.”
The 1st Saudi whines: “No, there are far too many Jews there.”
A little old lady sitting at the next table leans over
and says: “Vell, vy don’t you go to hell, there are no Jews there.”