I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s
dirty and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked:
“Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly.
“All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
“OH…I get it!” she beamed,
“So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”
“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face