Two middle aged men in chavrusah were out at the Bais Medrash learning. Things got a little quiet for a moment while Shmiel was looking into a Rashi when Moshe looked up at Shmiel and says,

“I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”

Shmiel continues looking into the Gemara, and then thoughtfully whispers to Moshe,

“You better think it over for a little bit. Women like that are very hard to find.”