Moshe was riding on the subway reading a neo-Nazi newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader and demanded an explanation I used to read the Jewish newspaper, Moshe replied, ‘but what did I find? Jews are being persecuted,
Israel is being attacked, Jews are disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, and Jews are living in poverty. So I switched to this newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better It’s a pleasure to read all this!”