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Monthly Archives: November 2012
In the hospital ward
Ben was in a hospital ward with two non-Jews. On his first morning, Ben puts on his tefillin, but the non-Jews can’t figure out what he is doing. Finally, one says to the other, “Look how smart those Jews are! … Continue reading
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The prayer
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So, you tell me that your mother says your prayers for you each night. That’s very commendable. What does she actually say?” The little boy replied, “Thank G-d he’s in bed!” (Source: … Continue reading
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Mealtime on El Al
It was mealtime during a flight on El Al. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked Moishe, seated in front. “What are my choices?” Moishe asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
Twee kippen en hun kroost
Twee kippen komen elkaar tegen. De ene kip vraagt aan de andere: “Hoe is het met je kinderen?” “Goed hoor, zegt ze: De een is advocaat geworden en de andere uitsmijter!”
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