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Three Jewish women get together for lunch. As they are being seated in the restaurant, one takes a deep breath and gives a long, slow ‘Oy.’ The second takes a deep breath as well and lets out a long, slow … Continue reading →

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

A Yekke – an uptight Jew of German descent – decides to take the train from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. He books his trip weeks in advance and tells the travel agent, “There’s only one thing I care about. I … Continue reading →

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. … Continue reading →

A little old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a … Continue reading →

After the circumcising of his baby brother in shul, little Jonah sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That rabbi said he … Continue reading →

Two middle aged men in chavrusah were out at the Bais Medrash learning. Things got a little quiet for a moment while Shmiel was looking into a Rashi when Moshe looked up at Shmiel and says, “I think I’m going … Continue reading →

The plane was encountering severe problems on a transatlantic flight. Then it got really rough. Finally the pilot – a “good ‘ol southern boy” announced in a pronounced drawl: “Folks… y’all can tell we’re havin’ trouble. We can’t maintain altitude. … Continue reading →

A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank … Continue reading →

In view of El Al’ s handling of the recent unfortunate situation of potentially having aircraft and passengers stranded on Erev Shabbat in the aftermath of a general strike in Israel, we propose that a new Charedi airline should now … Continue reading →