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Israel and the bakery
A Jew walks into the bakery and orders a bagel. The man behind the counter says: “A bagel? That’s 20 dollars.” “20 dollars?! Are you mad!?” “Well, its 1 dollar for the bagel, and 19 dollars for Israel.” “Fine. Money … Continue reading
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The Rabbi’s hat and the racetrack
A rabbi was walking down the street when, suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew his hat off his head. The rabbi ran after his hat but the wind was so strong it kept blowing his hat farther and farther … Continue reading
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Reluctant to Attend the Synagogue
On the morning of Rosh Hashanah, Rivka went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to shul, to which he replied in a dull voice, ‘I’m not going.’ ‘Why … Continue reading
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Restless Sleep
Morris went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got real trouble. Every time I get into bed, I get his weird feeling that there’s somebody under it. I look under the bed, to check it out, but then I … Continue reading
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The nutty soldier
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving strangely. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general … Continue reading
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חג שבועות שמח
הקב”ה אמר לעמ”י מחר ב8 מקבלים את התורה הייקים הגיעו ב 7:30-קיבלו את הדרך ארץ הליטאים הגיעו ב8 קיבלו את התורה החסידים הגיעו ב10- אז הם נשארו רק לקידוש ולריקודים…;-) שנזכה לקבל את התורה בשמחה ובפנימיות, חג שמח!!
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Economic Recession
Marty Barris, talented trumpeter-funnyman, made this astute observation about an economic recession: “The price of food is going out of sight. My supermarket is turning into a temple. I see people walking up and down the ailes shouting, ‘Oh, my … Continue reading
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משא ומתן
יהודי ירושלמי תפרן נכנס פעם עם בנו לחנות והחל להתמקח על מחירו של פריט מסוים. לאחר שכנוע קיבל הנחה ורשם צ’יק על הסכום שסוכם. כשיצאו מהחנות אמר הבן לאבא: אבא בינינו אתה הרי יודע שהצ’יק יחזור מה התווכחת על המחיר? … Continue reading
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ניקוי פסח בחדר המחשב
זה היה קצת לפני פסח, התיישבתי ליד המחשב עם צלחת עוגיות ואז אמא נכנסה לחדר עם מטאטא ביד… זהו דוקטור, זה כל מה שאני זוכר
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The World Famous story of Purim
(by Meish Goldish) The story of Purim is an international tale. King Achashverosh was Finnish with his disobedient wife Vashti. ” You Congo now!” he ordered her. After she had Ghana way, the king’s messengers went Roman the land to … Continue reading
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