Category Archives: Humor

A new school inspector is assigned to the grade 4 class in one of the local schools in Soweto. He is introduced to the class by the teacher, Miss Wesizwe. She says to the class: “Let’s show the inspector just … Continue reading →

Here’s a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. … Continue reading →

A boy decided that he wanted to become a rabbi when he grew up, so his father suggested that he go to speak to their shul rabbi to find out what the job entailed. “Ask me any question about the … Continue reading →

*The Englishman*: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away. *The American*: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. *The Chinese*: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee. * The Japanese*: Drinks the coffee with the fly, … Continue reading →

A friend was in front of me coming out of Shul one day, and the Rabbi was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The … Continue reading →

A Jewish man was in a supermarket in Thornhill, Ontario. He saw a black woman trying to get her young child to put down a candy bar he had picked off the shelf. “Latrell, you put that down! It’s not … Continue reading →

A rabbi meets a couple and asks them how many children they have. “Sadly we are not blessed with any children yet.” “Let me write down your names and place a note in the Kotel for a blessing.” Five years … Continue reading →

The President of Iran was wondering who to invade when his telephone rang. “This is Mendel in Tel Aviv. We’re officially declaring war on you!” “How big is your army?” the president asked. “There’s me, my cousin Moishe, and our … Continue reading →