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My keyboard is not working anymore
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is
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Fried eggs for her husband
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into the kitchen. – “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my G-D! You’re cooking too many at once! TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter!” – “WHERE are we going to get
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Three Saudis are sitting in a restaurant
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Three Saudis are sitting in a restaurant having dinner and trying to decide where to go for vacation. The 1st Saudi says: “Let’s go to Jerusalem.” The 2nd Saudi says: “No, there are too many Jews there, maybe we should go to Florida.” The 3rd Saudi says: “No, there are too many Jews there, too.
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Rifka and Beckie were talking about their children
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Rifka and Beckie were talking about their children. Rifka asked Beckie how her daughter was. “Not too good. My daughter just divorced her husband. He was a doctor.” Rifka replied: “Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.” Beckie continued: “Yes, it is sad. Her first husband, whom she divorced three years ago, was a
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A man goes to see the rabbi
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“Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?” The
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The Jewish Mother
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Four Jewish brothers left home for college. They became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, “I had a big house built for
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Four novice nuns were about to take their vows
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Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the mother superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to jesus, making them brides of christ. Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four young Hasidic Jews with black hats
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The Israelis and Arabs are settling the dispute
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The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would
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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant
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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, “I wonder if there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico Al replied, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.” When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?” The waiter said, “I don’t know
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A rabbi noticed one of his congregants entering a Chinese restaurant
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A rabbi was walking down the street when he noticed one of his congregants on the other side of the street entering a Chinese restaurant. The rabbi crossed the street to peer in the window of the restaurant to see what his congregant was doing in the trayf restaurant. The congregant ordered some ribs and some fried
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About Me
Gershon here – uncovering family stories, Jewish history, and hidden gems from the past. Sharing archives, research tips, and personal discoveries from near and far.