A little Jewish grandmother gets on a crowded bus and discovers that she doesn’t have correct change for the fare.
The driver tries to be firm with her, but she places her hand delicately over her heart and murmurs, “If you knew what I had, you’d be nicer to me.â€
He caves in and lets her ride for free.
She uses the same technique to move down the crowded aisle, and ultimately to get a seat on the overcrowded bus.
A woman who had been watching all this leaned over and said to her, “I know this is none of my business, but just what is it that you’ve got, anyway?â€
The little Jewish grandmother smiled and said, “Chutzpah.â€
(Country Yossi)
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